Mommy stayed up again late last night banging her paws on something. I don't know what it is but I don't like it when she does that cos then she doesn't pay me any mind. So, I decided to stir up a hornet's nest and went over to try to take Coqi's bread he had hidden underneath MY cubbies. How dare he do that!!! All food is MINE, all MINE and NOBODY ELSE'S unless I allow them to eat their dog food. Table food, nope, not gonna happen.
Since mommy stayed up late, that means she will sleep late too. And she fusses at ME for sleeping so much. Sleeping is my job and I excel at it. Daddy often teases me by shaking me up and tells me to wake up cos I'm oversleeping my nap time. He thinks it's funny but me, not so much. Sometimes I wish I had paws like mommy and daddy's so that I could pinch his little head off. I guess I do like it a little bit when he does that cos it makes him laugh and I luv my daddy.
I have to hurry and finish this before mommy wakes up this morning. Plus, it's time for me to start barking uncontrollably at absolutely nothing. I wish daddy was here cos then I would be waking him up for a change. I guess I'll just have to settle for peeing off mommy. She doesn't know I get on her puter when she's sleeping, lol. If she did, she might make ME do HER work. Yeah, like THAT would ever happen.
